I’m Rosy and as I am writing this the sun is starting to come up. This is quite the usual for me, as the internet appears to have made me turn nocturnal. But I’m not angry, as everyone is fond of owls. I turn of age in the wizarding world one day before the famous Harry Potter celebrates his birthday. I was born in Wonderland but I was raised in Whoville. I’m half Gallifreyan and half Narnian. I get distracted by lava lamps and listen to musical soundtracks far too often. I like to speak German and correct my friends’ grammar. And in my expertise opinion, Dr Seuss was far more intelligent than Freud could ever wish to be.