1) I don’t even like you but you haven’t realised this yet.
2) Polar bears REALLY don’t like you.
3) I like you even though you rape dogs.
4) Eeep, you’re nice. Even you though you sent me a ridiculously early text on Christmas Day.
5) I think I’ve spoken to you like… once? You seem nice enough anyway.
6) Some of my closest friends think you’re amazing but you give me a headache if we speak for too long.
7) I’ve met you once and you’re very nice. Our first ever IRL conversation was a debate about religion.
8) We are quite similar and we used to have really random conversation. You said ‘hello’ differently every time.
9) I knew you for ages before I finally met you IRL. You give very nice hugs.
10) I haven’t known you long but I like you. You share my love for Digimon.
11) We didn’t talk a lot, then we started speaking more, and now we hardly speak again. I watched the Obama thing on Skype with you.
12) You made fun of me when we met IRL. It was not enjoyable. JAPANSHOP and Dragonballlllll!
13) You’re nice but we hardly speak. You’re probably scared I’ll eat you like I ate our children…
14) I get my kicks out of pestering you. You have fangirls and are my source to all things weird on the interwebz.
15) I met you IRL and then you added me on Skype but never spoke to me. O_O
16) Why did you add me?
17) I love making you get angry, it’s the funniest thing to do on Skype. However, I do like you quite a bit… even if you don’t believe me.
18) My friends aren’t too keen on you but that doesn’t stop me from liking you. I’ve known you for ages and we get along a lot… even if you distract me from learning via texts.
19) Who are you? O_o
20) You, my friend, are the person I call when I have mic troubles. You are my hero and can fix anything!
21) I don’t even like you. At all. Go away.
22) You’re okay, I s’pose. We haven’t spoken in a while.
23) Listen, we can’t be friends anymore if you insist on having intercourse with a moose.
24) The last time you called me, my dad made a really weird noise and I think it scared you away.
25) We don’t speak as much anymore but you’re lovely.
26) I love you even if you eat raccoons. I’ve known you 364 days so far!
27) You’re friends with some of my friends and you seem nice enough.
28) I’ve spoken to you like twice but you seem nice.
29) You’re a really nice person and we should speak more because I like you lots and lots.
30) I’ve known you for ages and we have lots in common. We got lost in Sheffield together.
31) WHO ARE YOU? LIKE, SRSLY?! GTFO MY SKYPEZ.
32) You send me your videos before you upload them. In turn, I then fangirl over your skillz. You can also rap. Word.
33) I don’t like you and people get mad at me when I tell them.
34) You are the Vince to my Howard.
35) We should speak moooooore, I miss it. *Teartear*
36) The only reason you’re my friend is that you want to be bffz with my dad. Don’t think that I’m not onto you…